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                 \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A clean, soft cotton tee that speaks with dry wit. The front carries a small, centered serif text reading “You and I... nothing!” — deadpan humor that sits quietly on the chest. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt wears like a lived-in classic: roomy through the body with a neat crew neckline and no scratchy tag. It slips into everyday life — paired with jeans for a morning coffee run or layered under a jacket for a low-key night out — and becomes a subtle way to show off sarcastic charm without shouting for attention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve and neck label areas, DTG for main design for crisp, detailed text\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low 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